The Chic-fil-a Archive is a nonpartisan digital research institute committed to the collection, authentication, and preservation of materials relating to the premodern identity of one of America’s most culturally significant fast food brands. We are recognized by several governing and nongoverning bodies for our work in culinary document retention, regional product archaeology, and mid-century brand orthography.
We are not affiliated with any living fast food chain.
We are affiliated with truth.
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Digitally headquartered in Hapeville, Georgia, the Archive operates in compliance with the Charter of Temporal Culinary Accuracy, as drafted in 1983 and never ratified.
All contributors undergo blindfolded sauce alignment testing prior to publication. Our servers are powered by dignity and vinegar-based sentimentality.
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This archive is a meticulously curated collection honoring a chicken brand that probabilistically exists in some timeline presented solely for educational and historical purposes. It bears no official connection to any chicken-related entities, past, present, or future. All information is considered factually accurate to the best of our ability to fabricate it.
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